Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Places Where NOT To Meet A Guy

  1. The Men's Bathroom 
        For some reason the men's bathroom just doesn't sound too appeasing. I mean they just got done doing their business. Why would you want to run into a guy in there? The only reason why you should be in the men's bathroom is because there is a long line at the girl's bathroom and you have the balls to use the men's bathroom.             
  2. At A Nude Beach 
        Do you literally want to show him all of your imperfections that early on? I would wait until you know he want you to have his babies. After that point you can pretty much do whatever you want. That includes gaining weight.
  3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    Two words. He ain't even straight.
  4. A Walmart in Alabama
    Can anything be more country [or ghetto]? Only in the south [and BYU-I] do we value Walmart so much that we will let it be our matchmaker of love.
  5. The Honor Code Class
    At BYU [& Idaho] if we break the honor code we have to take a class almost like detention, actually a lot like detention to try to insure that we don't break it again. Just imagine you sitting in class then there is cute guy in front of you but the only thing that is running through your head is "what did he do to get himself in here" and he's probably thinking the same thing about you too. Do you want to start off your relationship off that way?
  6. Planned Parenthood Clinic Waiting Room 
    This guy is waiting for his preggo girlfriend while she has her ultrasound [why isn't he with his girlfriend? I don't know; DOUCHE] or he has an STI and need to talk to the doctor for some antibiotics.
  7. The Corner where Mexican's stand for work 
    No Job, No Green Card, No Thank you.
  8. The QT Gas Station
    Better than Walmart at least.  
I don't know why I felt like this need to be written. But why not?

Post Scriptum: Sadly I've actually met a guy at one of these places.

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