Questions That Will Be Answered On The Otherside

1. Why do people get lost in the Bermuda Triangle?
2. What happened to the Roanoke Colony?
3. What happened to Micheal Jackson's other glove?
4. Is "Nessie" a.k.a. The Loch Ness Monster real?
5. Where IS Waldo?
6. What is the krabby patty secret formula?
7. Why didn't Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever hook up?
8. Are Men really from Mars?
9. What happened to Justin Gaines?
10. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
11. What day did the music really die?
12. How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop?
13. If a tree falls in a forest and no one but a deaf person is around to hear it does it make a sound?
14.  Who is the Mothman?
15. Why is yawning contagious?

Places Where NOT To Meet A Guy

1. The Men's Bathroom 
   
       For some reason the men's bathroom just doesn't sound too appeasing. I mean they just got done doing their business. Why would you want to run into a guy in there? The only reason why you should be in the men's bathroom is because there is a long line at the girl's bathroom and you have the balls to use the men's bathroom.             
   
2. At A Nude Beach 
   
       Do you literally want to show him all of your imperfections that early on? I would wait until you know he want you to have his babies. After that point you can pretty much do whatever you want. That includes gaining weight.
   
3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
   
   Two words. He ain't even straight.
   
4. A Walmart in Alabama
   Can anything be more country [or ghetto]? Only in the south [and BYU-I] do we value Walmart so much that we will let it be our matchmaker of love.
   
5. The Honor Code Class
   At BYU [& Idaho] if we break the honor code we have to take a class almost like detention, actually a lot like detention to try to insure that we don't break it again. Just imagine you sitting in class then there is cute guy in front of you but the only thing that is running through your head is "what did he do to get himself in here" and he's probably thinking the same thing about you too. Do you want to start off your relationship off that way?
   
6. Planned Parenthood Clinic Waiting Room 
   This guy is waiting for his preggo girlfriend while she has her ultrasound [why isn't he with his girlfriend? I don't know; DOUCHE] or he has an STI and need to talk to the doctor for some antibiotics.
   
7. The Corner where Mexican's stand for work 
   No Job, No Green Card, No Thank you.
   
8. The QT Gas Station
   
   Better than Walmart at least.  

I don't know why I felt like this need to be written. But why not?

Post Scriptum: Sadly I've actually met a guy at one of these places.